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read my profile sign my guestbook Name: Johnny Interests: Virgin sacrifice, sex in the middle of streets, and marrying you and your sister's best friend! Expertise: Holy Matramony, bleaching people. Message: message me AIM: DrJohnnyFever 89 Member Since: 6/11/2004

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Monday, June 06, 2005

25% off shotgun weekends

Congradulations to this week's marriages!

Corey Harper & Milly Hall
Stu Boyce & Cara Hawkins

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Thursday, June 02, 2005

I'm finally getting this website up and in gear. How bout we start off this summer of love?? .. with 30% discounts on marriage taxes if you marry your cousin/aunt/uncle or distant sibling!

Come and enjoy the spoils of marrying when your drunk or under the enfluence of an interesting narcotic today!

Or just marry your best friend for the heck of it. It really doesnt matter or my name is Maurice! which it isnt, its Johnothan.

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Friday, June 11, 2004

Welcome to Drunken Holy Matramony Inc.'s Official Website! If you would like any specific reservation on when for you to get hitched to your intoxicated friend just leave your name, number in the comment box!

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